What is the weirdest excuse you’ve made to not study for exams/midterms?

“I built a ball put in my room with a rollercoaster underneath. It was so fast it turned me right around!”

“I made a bow and arrow with a dowel and an industrial rubber band once. I shot kitchen utensils at a paper plate.”

“I clean my room!”

“I like to cook, which is really weird because I live on campus.”

“I watched Twilight with my sister.”

“I go get Cheesies.”